I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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