You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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