we're blogging at a bar
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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