So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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