we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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