You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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