Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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