Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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