Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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