i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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