I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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