he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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