stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
