jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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