at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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