I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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