i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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