if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
