but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Randomize
