He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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