i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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