I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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