Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
