i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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