big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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