She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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