Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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