i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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