You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
we're so committed to being not committed
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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