hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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