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Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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