Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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