Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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