that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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