Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i dont even know how to be here
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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