I wanna bring you to show and tell
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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