me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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