So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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