dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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