I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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