I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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