Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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