I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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