we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
