Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
another moral hangover. fuck.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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