ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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