there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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