From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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