how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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