Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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