i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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